At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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