i don't want you to think of me as your TA
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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