I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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