just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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