I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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