If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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