No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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