how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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