I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Blood and glitter go together right?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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