I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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