Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
At least make sure they are 18
Why
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
How does one acquire holy water?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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