I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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