Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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