When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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