i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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