Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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