Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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