You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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