Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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