my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I am mentally ready for anal.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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