feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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