He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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