we have officially lost it.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
