I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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