break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I think I just sharted jello shots
Randomize
