so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Randomize
