I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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