I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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