Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
now i know why i became what i already was.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
My dick has a subreddit
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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