Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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