It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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