Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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