YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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