Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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