once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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