We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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