Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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