Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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