My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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