i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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