she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
What a dumb baby whore.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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