You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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