Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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