i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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