she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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