just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
i think im in europe. pls send help
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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