4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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