yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I stole a fireplace last night.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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