this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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