My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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